Things I Can Do Without

Here's a list of things I can really do without....

1. People who send me the "forward this to 10 other people" e-mails.   Sorry.  I DELETE them all!    Ha ha suck-uhs!!  And by the way, God's love isn't dependent on me sending this to other people.  Really.  And I don't feel guilty about it.

2.  Stickers on fruit.  I really don't care who or IF it's been inspected.   I wash it anyway.  And it's a pain to try to peel them off. 

3.  People who say "Pump #4 is open" at the gas pumps.   Of course it's open.... I'm using it right now.   Save your breath.

4.  Stupid TV commercials.   I swear that ALL people on TV commercials are on drugs.   For instance, the Ford 'Edge' car commercial.  There's a group of people going to a restaurant.  The 'stoned' lady is looking through the sunroof and get this;  When they get to the restaurant, ALL of her friends got out and are waiting for her.  They have to call her on the CAR PHONE!!  When she answers, they ask, "Hey (whatever her name is) are you coming in?" .  Then she comes out of her drug-induced coma and says, "Oh yeah".   If that was me, they'd all have me peeing in a cup for a drug test.

  Another stupid TV commercial is the Midas ad.   There's a guy who DRIVES HIS CAR THROUGH THE SIDE OF A MIDAS SHOP!!!    Then he stupidly asks, " I sink I might need some brakes"  Not I THINK I might need brakes, I SINK I might need some.  Case in point of all people in TV commercials are on drugs.

5.  People who don't get out of the left lane.  Enough said.   And by the way, if you're on the highway and there's no cars ahead of you and there are 7 cars in your rear-view mirror, there are people swearing at you and wanting to kill you.   You just can't hear them.

6.  Popcorn Liars!   How come the 'truth in advertising' law doesn't apply to movie theaters?   When I order the extremely OVERPRICED movie popcorn and they ask, "Would you like butter on that?", they better put real BUTTER on it!!   Otherwise, they should be required to say, "would you like butter flavored oil on your popcorn?"   I didn't bust my butt growing up on a farm for nothing.

7.  Bad Customer Service.